Money Can't Buy Me Love:
Money Can Buy Me Love
by
Kerry Taylor
Description
A laugh-out-loud
romantic comedy - perfect for fans of Christina
Lauren, J.A.
Redmerski, Lindsey
Kelk, Deborah
Cooke, and Jill
Mansell.
Heather and Kelly go
to funerals, birthday parties, weddings, christenings always together, the
inevitable spinsters for life!
At a wedding, the
bride states to the two women – “The only two women that go to all events together
are either lesbians or sisters, and you two are neither!”
Heather and Kelly
embark on a quest to get engaged within a year!
Kelly states it will
only be if the man has money. Heather claims it will only be with the man that
she truly loves, because money can’t buy me love. Kelly disagrees and claims
money can buy me love.
Which one will win?
A laugh-out-loud
romantic comedy about two women on their quest for marriage.
Excerpt
Then Heather shouts out, "Hold on where is Kathleen?"
It is at this point, we realise, we did not remember Kathleen getting into the
minivan. Actually, she never got into
the taxi to go pick up the minivan.
“She came to the apartment, right?” I recall.
At that precise moment, my phone goes – Sobbing over the
phone, “You guys forgot about me, you said you were ready to go, and I said,
Wait, I just need to go to the bathroom. Went to the bathroom, fell asleep,
just woke up and realised, you had all left!”
I replied, “What are you 9 years old, who sleeps in someone
else’s bathroom?”
“Look, I do not get out much, heck I do not drink much, so I
was a bit tipsy. It does not take much.”
Out of nowhere, Brenda grew tired of watching her porno, and
declared, “We all know what is going to happen he is going to come! We have to
go back, we have to go and save her, from the sleep!”
“OK, so where are we?” I ask.
Heather says something that no one understands, but everyone
nods.
Out of nowhere the local sheriff declares, “You ladies are
not going anywhere, you are all drunk. I suggest you sleep it off at the local
motel and go to where you are going to tomorrow.”
At that precise moment, Pamela asks, “Are you the stripper? I
like a man in uniform!”
As drunk as I was, I looked at the sheriff, and laughed, and
then I could not stop laughing, I laughed so much that the contents of what I
had just eaten, went all over his undersized police uniform, he was not
impressed.
“Ladies, you go and shake it off, before I take you all in.”
We all sobered up at that moment, and we went to the motel
and we slept it off, including Heather.
None of us woke up in the middle of the night or anything in actual
fact, we did not wake up for 2 days, because that is when Heather woke up to
tell us it is now Monday.
“We need to go back”, she says.
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About the Author
Kerry Taylor is a single mother of three children, currently living in
Madrid. She has been through a lot in her life - from being stalked and abused,
to being separated from her estranged husband - all while expressing her life
through writing in different forms.
She have released a series of autobiographies in the form of short stories and poetry in the books Stones of My Heart, Life's Pebbles, Emotional Rollercoaster of a Single Mom, and Gravel of Moments.
Kerry has recently written a series of romantic comedies: Blind Dating and Fly, Pray, Love, Money Can't Buy Me Love: Money Can Buy Me Love, and She Said, He Said. She is currently working on the four-part series, Nearly Natal.
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