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Tuesday, May 29, 2018

"The Checkered War" by Aunt Haggis

INTERVIEW and EXCERPT
The Checkered War:
An Infested Story in Three Parts
by Aunt Haggis

The Checkered War: An Infested Story in Three Parts by Aunt Haggis

Aunt Haggis stops by today for an interview and to share an excerpt from her first children’s book, The Checkered War: An Infested Story in Three Parts.

Description
A feud is raging between three colonies. Although the Harvesters, Carpenters, and Blood Red Slave Hunters have been fighting since last year, this summer will secure a lasting victory for only one of them. This is the story of war and feast and … no, not famine … more feast!
And of Willy, our unlikely hero who has been adopted by the Harvesters. He is from the Black-Haired Garden colony and is nothing like them. Small and young, he knows nothing of war. How can he possibly help prepare for the big battle?
Willy learns that some species are parasites who never work, wandering around feeding off other colonies. Others are thieves and robbers, or killers and cannibals. And it’s always about war.
Does Willy merely try to survive, or does he figure out how to be a useful member of the colony? Can an insignificant like Willy help to win an unstoppable war?
At the end of each chapter, real science information called “Ant Facts” provide fascinating knowledge about the real lives of different species of ants.
And they explain why Willy is going to do what Willy is going to do!


Excerpt
Chapter One
Wednesday July 1
0900 Hours
Camp Wheat
Harvester Colony
The war raged between the three colonies. Although they had been fighting since the last year, this summer would secure a lasting victory for only one of them.
The Harvesters lived near the paved road beside a large and spacious wheat field. Their rival, the Carpenters, lived west of where the road splits into a bumpy and dusty path leading into the abandoned forest. The Blood Red Slave Hunters lived wherever they pleased. Everyone was afraid of them.
At Camp Wheat Queen Opal sat against the wall of her dark, dry chambers, glancing around the room. She watched her many advisors, most of whom had served her for years. She scratched her legs and listened as the Harvester soldiers discussed their strategy:
"We should attack from the rear," Ada recommended strongly. "It worked last year, it will work again." Ada was an average-sized soldier, average color, average strength and weight. Her outstanding quality was that she was more industrious than most. She prided herself on being dependable. Ada stood more erect to increase her height. “The rear attack always works,” she repeated for emphasis.
"I disagree," Minolt retorted. Minolt flexed her forelegs. She marched up closer to the front of the group. "That's exactly what they're expecting us to do: attack from the rear. We need an element of surprise." Minolt’s jaw tightened, and her eyes darted back and forth, seeking supporters.
"She's right," an advisor chimed. "Minolt is always right." Minolt gloated and threw a victorious smirk toward Ada.
Ada's face felt hot and flushed. She could feel sixty bulging eyes staring at her. "Minolt says that every year," Ada countered, "but nobody ever thinks of what the surprise should be, so we always end up attacking from the rear.”
The group began to grumble. Ada looked around the room for defenders of her plan. “And it always works," she added quickly.
"Not this year," said Minolt acidly. She moved in closer to Ada, breathing hotly on her face. "If you had a few brains, you would realize that this situation is different. We're not just dealing with the invasion and seizure of goods, but with an opposing army, a BIG army.” Minolt thrust her front legs high into the air. “We have to get there first,” she continued resolutely. “We have to encircle the battleground. We have to move swiftly. We have to approach unnoticed.” Her eyes pierced Ada’s entire being. “Get it?” Minolt backed away, shaking her head in disgust.
Some of the advisors were beaming at Minolt’s forceful, sarcastic speech.
Ada knew everyone was staring at her. She could feel her throat tighten and the hair on her legs quiver. She thought she might faint from embarrassment until the Queen stepped down from her seat.
Queen Opal methodically paced around the chamber, each council member scurrying to get out of her way.
"I have an idea for the element of surprise,” Queen Opal began slowly. “Remember the story of the Trojan Horse? You know, where the soldiers made a big horse and then crawled inside of it? When it was delivered to the enemy, it was wheeled inside the gates and SURPRISE!” She looked around the room at the colony’s brightest and bravest soldiers. “We can do it! “she told them with conviction. “We will build our own Trojan horse!”
Whispers, murmuring, an increasing rustle began to crackle through the crowd. "We don't have any wood," blurted out a soldier.
"It would be too heavy," called someone else.
"We're not Carpenters. We're Harvesters," another cried.
"I know, I know," answered the Queen, louder and more impatiently than she expected. "Not a real Trojan horse,” she explained, “but an 'edible' Trojan horse.” She wrapped her front legs around her head and tried to calm herself. She paced back and forth, then suddenly commanded, “Now everybody leave. I need to draw up the plans. Prepare your divisions for labor." The Queen pointed to the door. "Go! Go! Go!"
The advisory board left the Queen's chambers, mumbling among themselves that she’d lived too long, given birth to too many children, and now was slipping into insanity.
Queen Opal was also mumbling, but to herself, "Oh boy, oh boy, an edible Trojan horse! How ever will I do it?"
***
Willy sat huddled in a dark corner of the Queen’s chambers. Unlike the rest of the colony, he was the only one who was from the Black-Haired Garden colony. He had been adopted last spring after he’d been swept off the bank of the Spanky River during a rainstorm. Miles downstream he had been washed up onto a log. After drying out, he had crawled into the cattle barn of the Harvester colony and had become one of them.
Willy had immediately gone to work milking the herd. Unlike the other males in the colony who were lazy and useless, Willy was a solid worker who did his share. Although his co-workers called him overly enthusiastic, Willy considered it a compliment. No one seemed to notice he was Black.
Willy wanted so badly to help his new colony. Like an enemy spy, Willy had squeezed into a dim nook of the Queen’s chambers, straining to hear the words of the advisory board. As an outsider to the council as well as the colony, the advisory board would never have invited Willy to the meeting. Only he wasn’t a spy; he was just a lowly worker who wanted to make a difference.
Now as he contemplated the upcoming battle, his dream of being a war hero kicked into gear. He wanted to help his colony win the war. He knew he would have to use brains, not strength, to assist his Queen. Try as he might, Willy didn't know how to make an edible Trojan horse. He wanted to come up with a solution for the Queen. He thought, and thought, and thought until his mind became tired. His tiny legs were weak from being scrunched up for so long in the dingy corner. Then he fell asleep.

Ant Facts 1
Ants are a wonderful People. They belong to the order of insects called Hymenoptera. There are billions of them upon the earth, and there are over 12,000 known species. If you carefully study them, you will see that they have some of the virtues and many of the vices of human beings. They have surprising talents and can perform many different tasks. Because they live in organized communities with a highly specialized division of labor, they are known as social insects.
Ants live, work, and sleep just like other peoples. But they are not as industrious as you might think. Some species never work, wandering around like parasites feeding off other colonies. Some are thieves and robbers, while others are killers and cannibals. Just like the human race, ants can be their own worst enemy.
Ants live in a caste system where there are three distinct groups: the queen, the workers, and the males. Like human queens, the queen ant is in charge; she has servants that take care of her. The workers are not so lucky; they work their entire lives. All of the workers are sterile females. Males don’t work at all, and only live in the nest at mating time. After mating, the males soon die. In most species, the males have the best vision, the females have eyes that don’t work very well, and the workers have the poorest eyes. In some species, the workers are even blind because there is no optic nerve. Still, some have no physical eyes at all. The brain, however, is another matter. Generally, it is barely developed in the males, improved in the females, and the most well-developed in the workers.


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Praise for the Book
“This book was fun to read because I could hardly wait to see what would happen next!” ~ Tanisha – Age 11
“I normally don’t read books, but this one was very interesting. I learned a lot about ants.  I like it better than any other book I’ve read.” ~ Chandler – Age 14
“Most of the boys like horror stories and things like that, but lots of the girls like girlie types of books, so your book is good for boys and girls.” ~ Alyson – Age 10
The Checkered War was very educational. I learned a lot. I really liked the action parts and the jokes.” ~ Paige – Age 12
“I liked this book because it has a lot of action and tragedy.” ~ Adam – Age 11
“I liked how the fact cards were at the end of each chapter.” ~ Kaylee – Age 11
“I suppose this book is the best book I’ve ever read!” ~ Joe – Age 10
“It was funny. I liked this book! I really liked how you used all the real names and species of how it is the ant kingdom. I didn’t put the book down after I started.” ~ Kimberly – Age 14
“I really got into The Checkered War.  I learned a lot about the army, war, and especially ants. I don’t think I will ever step on an ant again.” ~ Rory – Age 13


Interview With the Author
Aunt Haggis joins me today to discuss her new children’s book, The Checkered War.
For what age group do you recommend your book?
Geared for ages 7-14, The Checkered War is innovative children’s literature that takes an unusual twist on genre by mixing action and adventure with both fact and fiction. While immersed in a thrilling and exciting story, young readers learn fascinating facts about science.
What sparked the idea for this book?
I became fascinated with ants when I bought an ant farm for one of my kids for Christmas. The idea that my child could view and study these tiny, industrious creatures was intriguing. And I would be teaching him something new and fun.
So I thought.
But the box remained unopened. For two years.
One day while cleaning out his closet, I noticed the ant farm smothered in a pile of clothes on the floor. Apparently, he still wasn’t fascinated, intrigued or mildly interested.
But I was.
So, I took the box to my downstairs home office and set up the ant farm. Then with the coupon I found inside, I sent away for my live harvester ants and impatiently waited.
Finally, the ants arrived, and I was elated! I carefully poured the contents of the plastic vial into the ant farm, not letting a single ant escape, and voila! Instant ant farm! After a brief awakening to their new home, the ants set to work.
I watched fascinated as nature’s tiniest engineers dug tunnels, built roads, and erected bridges. They built room after room, segregating their living space, and never quit working! As I excitedly observed them day by day, I began to notice things they do that are just like humans, only better. They work together quietly, quickly, and efficiently. Without training, classrooms, or the Internet, the ants figured out how to cooperate with each other, working as a unit to build a colony, find food, and take care of their young.
Simply stated: ants are pure inspiration.
And then I thought: “What if there was a book that readers assumed was about humans, but it was really about ants?”
What was the hardest part to write in this book?
The Ant Facts. I wanted them to be correct and precise, so I did an enormous amount of research, reading several books, including a 732-page encyclopedia-like scientific volume entitled The Ants.
Wow! How do you hope this book affects its readers?
My desire is that all ages of readers will become fascinated with ants, as well as other small creatures that we know so little about, and perhaps not pre-judge their sophistication and importance in our world. To quote a young reader who read The Checkered War, “I really got into The Checkered War. I learned a lot about the army, war, and especially ants. I don’t think I will ever step on an ant again.” ~ Rory – Age 13.
How long did it take you to write this book?
The Checkered War took me one year to write. Half of that time was spent on the illustrations. I knew what I wanted them to look like, but I knew nothing about the art of air brushing. So, I bought a couple of books and started practicing until I got the nine illustrations right.
Impressive! What is your writing routine?
I write every day for four to six hours. I spend the rest of the day plotting and planning, making outlines and, most of all, researching needed information to make sure it is correct.
How did you get your book published?
I self-published it on Amazon's Kindle.
What advice do you have for someone who would like to become a published writer?
To quote Winston Churchill, “Never, never, never give up.”
Great advice! What do you like to do when you're not writing?
Photography, reading books, researching interesting topics, cooking, riding my bike, rafting wild rivers and, most of all, hanging out with my family.
What does your family think of your writing?
Some of them, as expected, are my biggest fans :-)
Please tell us a bit about your childhood.
I literally grew up on the river studying nature, rafting wild whitewater rapids, basking in the sun, and sleeping under a canopy of brilliant constellations. When I wasn’t looking up to examine the stars at night, I was looking down by day to investigate the most intriguing of creatures … ants. You will find my discoveries in The Checkered War.
Did you like to read when you were a child?
I have always loved books and great stories. I read at least one book every week as a child ... I still do.
When did you first realize you wanted to be a writer?
I wrote my first short story while I was in elementary school. When I went to college, I thought I had to do something more noble, like go to medical school or law school. Every time I changed my major, I changed it back to English and creative writing. Seven times!
Did your childhood experiences influence your writing?
My childhood experiences have influenced everything I do, from the way I connect with my family and friends, to the way I write stories, relate to my readers, and conduct business.
Which writers have influenced you the most?
When I was younger, it was Judy Blume I loved. She told a great story and made me laugh at the same time. Now I like thrillers and suspense and mysteries ... any of the great writers hitting the big book lists.
Do you hear from your readers much? What kinds of things do they say?
Over one hundred children between the ages of ten and fourteen in Indiana, Illinois, and Utah have read The Checkered War, including two middle school literature classes. Their responses were overwhelmingly positive; they loved the story and the scientific facts. The students commented on format, vocabulary level, and general interests and their suggestions were incorporated in the final draft. Teachers I have interviewed are enthusiastic about a new way to teach both literature and science. They have stated that they would like to include the book in their teaching curriculum. I also plotted the reading level on the Edward Fry Readability Graph, confirming its suitability for grades 5, 6, 7, and 8. Parents and younger children were also enthusiastic about the book.
What can we look forward to from you in the future?
Whatever my readers beg and plea for, I will deliver!
Anything else you would like to add?
I hope The Checkered War is the first in many of its kind to come, as I am a true believer in combining fiction with fact ... and who's to say where to draw that line?
Thank you for taking the time to stop by today, Aunt Haggis. Best of luck with your future projects.


About the Author
Aunt Haggis
Aunt Haggis is a published author, photographer, and outdoor enthusiast. She literally grew up on the river studying nature, rafting wild whitewater rapids, basking in the sun, and sleeping under a canopy of brilliant constellations. When she wasn’t looking up to examine the stars at night, she was looking down by day to investigate the most intriguing of creatures ... ants. You will find her discoveries in The Checkered War.
Aunt Haggis has previously written seven full-length screenplays, one adult fiction novel, one illustrated novelette (which was a recipient of the Benjamin Franklin Award), a biography (of a famous river runner), and numerous magazine articles under a boring name she is required to use for business. The Checkered War is the debut of her first book for children.


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Friday, May 25, 2018

"Self Publish Now" by E. Van Lowe


GUEST POST and EXCERPT
Self Publish Now:
The Underground Playbook to Get You Writing, Finishing, and Self-Published NOW
by E. Van Lowe

Self-Publish Now: The Underground Playbook to Get You Writing, Finishing, and Self-Published NOW  by E. Van Lowe

This book blitz for Self Publish Now by E. Van Lowe is organized by Bewitching Book Tours. You can read an excerpt from the book and a guest post by the author. Please make sure you visit the other participating blogs as well.


For more books by this author, please check out my blog post on the Falling Angels Saga.

Description
Do you have a book you’d like to get published … or are you thinking of writing a book? Great! This tiny book contains my step-by-step, easy to follow system for getting your book written and self-published NOW. It’s probably the most complete, no-nonsense guide to self-publishing available.
I take you on my personal journey, from an abject failure living in the Bronx with no future to speak of to becoming the writer I always dreamed of being - writing bestselling books, movies, and hit TV shows. I tell you how I went from dreamer to having money in the bank and fans around the world.
I tell you in my straightforward style what’s holding you back from writing success, and give you the kick in the butt, plus all the tools you need to self-publish NOW. I tell you how I got where I am, but more importantly, how you can get there, too. This book contains:
*Expert instruction from a bestselling self-published author
*PDFs for you to download and study
*VIP access into my author success group
*Links to free video training that teaches how James Patterson and other bestselling authors write their bestsellers
*How to choose an editor
*Video instruction on how to create a beautiful book cover - free
*A list building guide showing you step-by-step how to grow your fanbase
*The most important modules from my paid VIP self-publishing program
Plus so much more …
Do Not be fooled by its size. This tiny book contains everything, literally EVERYTHING you need to get your book written and self-published NOW.
What are you waiting for? The time for excuses is over. You want to get published? You want fans around the world? You want money in the bank? Get this book. It’s time to self-publish NOW!

Excerpt
It was 7:30 a.m. Monday morning. The alarm clock had gone off half an hour ago, yet no matter what I told myself, I just couldn’t get out of bed. I should have gotten up and started getting ready for work as soon as the clock went off.  That was normally how I did it.
Something was wrong.
As I lay there, I took inventory of myself. I wasn’t sick. It wasn’t a hangover. Truth is, I wasn’t actually tired, although every muscle in my body seemed wracked with fatigue.  I was sweating.
I thought back to Sunday morning.  I felt great when I got up on Sunday.  I was up early.  I read the paper, I played with my son, and we all went to church. 
We had brunch in Manhattan after church, and spent the warm afternoon in Central Park near the Merry-go-round.  My son loved to go to the merry-go-round. He didn’t like to ride it. He said it made him dizzy, but he loved being in the presence of all the energy exuded by the kids. He feasted on it.
Around 4 p.m. I started feeling a bit sluggish.  It increased gradually, and by bedtime, I was exhausted. I had developed flu like symptoms.
As I lay there that Monday morning, I realized it was around 4 p.m. Sunday afternoon when I started thinking about my job.  On Sunday evening as I prepared my route for the following day, I started feeling a sense of dread. 
I quickly diagnosed myself with a malaise felt by millions nationwide. My illness was that I dreaded going to work. I hated my job.
I asked myself “how did this happen?”  I had a dream job.  At least it was a dream job for a guy from where I’m from. I was the envy of all my friends. I was both proud and excited when I landed the job a few years earlier.  Back then, I couldn’t wait to go out into the field. WHAT had changed?
Hi, my name is Ehrich Van Lowe (pronounced Eric. My friends call me E.) and I am a writer. I’ve spent most of my working career writing professionally, and loving it.  I’ve written for big publishers, small publishers and I’ve self-published. I’ve written blog posts and articles in magazines.
I’ve written for the theater, I’ve written poetry, and I’ve written for TV and film. I’ve won many writing awards including being nominated for the Emmy Award and the Oscar, all for my writing.  I have written bestselling novels and hit TV shows. I am a working writer who has had, and still enjoys a wonderful and rewarding career.
But on that morning, a long time ago, I was a twenty-three year-old nobody who had abandoned my dreams.
If you are a writer trying to figure it all out, or a failed writer, or a would be writer, I wrote this book for you. I hope you will read it from beginning to end. There are a few things I’d like to tell you that I believe can help launch your writing career, and keep you from years of not realizing your dream.
Much of what you are about to read in this book you have never heard before.  Some of it you have, but not from me. The purpose of this book is to get you comfortable with the idea that you, yes YOU, can actually become a published author and make money. It’s also to give you some tools you can use to get your writing career going, and not just going, but going quickly and successfully.
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Praise for the Book
“No nonsense. No blather. This guy had what I thought were the most creative notions I'd ever heard ... He gave me the ideas that changed my life.” ~ John Klawitter, Author, screenwriter
“You not only get solid advice you can use but you hear firsthand how E. Van Lowe helped other very successful people.” ~ Kindle Customer
“Trust me, if you want to self-publish successfully you need to read this book.” ~ Roxanne Rhoads, CEO-Bewitching Book Tours
“I LOVE IT! My favorite line is ‘One of the great secrets we writers harbor is the secret dream that we can actually have careers as writers.’ I have a draft of a book that I started 20 years ago...” ~ Peggy
“Ohhhh my gosh!!! This book really touched me!! I have been struggling to change my life plan. I pursued a career and even obtained my doctorate but I hate my job. You described my every day struggle to go to work. I loved your book.” ~ Natalia Martinez, Non-writer
“Step-by-step guide to self-publishing that works!” ~ Marie Weiss, Mother, Grandmother, Writer
“As I was reading, your A to Z steps became so clear I visualized my book completed and published. This book have erased all my reservations and fears about self publishing.” ~ Stephen Sweeney
“A must read for any new author! This book is bursting at the seams with information; from how to get your email list going too how to format your book to upload. But it doesn't stop there!” ~ Debbie Browdy, New author
“The Author states it is only for beginners but I have been an author and book doctor for 21 years and I still found new principles to use.” ~ Dr. Opal, Director of Santa Barbara Christian Writers Conference

Guest Post by the Author
The Stigma of Self-Publishing
I’m going to be honest here. It was the stigma attached to self-publishing that kept me from self-publishing for many years. I got enamored with self-publishing back in 2011 when Amanda Hocking became the poster child for self-publishing by earning a million dollars from 99 cent ebooks.
Even though I was enamored with the possibility of earning big money, I was afraid to try. I heard all the negative voices, especially the really loud one that kept repeating: “the only people who self-publish are those who can’t get published by a REAL publisher.”
You’ve heard that nagging little sucker, haven’t you?
Even though I had traditionally published a fairly successful book - Never Slow Dance With A Zombie was a selection of the Scholastic Book club, putting it in virtually every school in America - I allowed the voice to persuade me. Despite a large initial order (my editor told me it was one of the largest initial orders ever for the publisher at that time), and the fact that I made me zero dollars beyond the small advance, I allowed the negative voice to keep me from giving self-publishing a shot.
Despite being a super-successful writer and entrepreneur (I’ve earned millions, mostly from my writing), I allowed that negative voice to hold me back. Truth is, it’s that nagging, negative voice that keeps most people from pursuing their success. As I say in my new book, Self Publish Now, we make up all kinds of very convincing excuses as to why we’re not pursuing our dreams, but at the end of the day, it’s the fear that negativity allows in that keeps us from our dreams.
So, here’s the thing, I didn’t make any real money from my books until I gave up traditional publishing. I didn’t build my incredibly wonderful and supportive fan base until I gave up the traditional (legacy) way of doing things.
Now, I admit, self-publishing is not for everyone. But I believe everyone should try it. If all you do publish is a 10-page short story you wrote over the weekend, you should give self-publishing a try. You’ve got nothing to lose, aside from that nagging negative voice, and possibly everything to gain.
I also believe it should always be the author’s choice (or anyone’s choice, really) to take their lives into their own hands. If you think self-publishing could possibly work for you, please check out my new book. It contains every tool you need to self-publish a book spending little or no money.
But whether you decide to self-publish or not (perhaps you’re already self-published; perhaps you’re not a writer), recognize the voice of negativity when it starts chirping in your ear. You best successes will come when you can put that voice to rest.
Please visit my new blog I created to inspire, educate and motivate authors.

About the Author
E. Van Lowe
Ehrich Van Lowe, aka E. Van Lowe is an award-winning television writer, screenwriter, bestselling novelist, and writing coach with over 30 years earning his living as a writer. He is a six-figure author, and a seven-figure entrepreneur. He knows how to be successful. He has taken clients from having no knowledge of the business, to earning a living, to becoming bestselling authors.






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